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06/02/08 |
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ButtsYou know what I’m tired of? Erotic ads on TV. I don’t mind an erotic ad if it’s advertising erotic things, but I’m just sick of all the ads for all kinds of different things, none of which have anything to do with sex, which use sex to sell the thing. Don’t you understand, you ad makers?? The idea is old already. We’re tired of it! # # Hey! It seems I have a good grumpy mood going here. I think I’ll continue the grumping... I am also tired of butts. Butts are everywhere nowadays. I opened the newspaper this morning and there was this great picture of an aerobics champ doing a very high jump. But it was also taken from the back, and since she was wearing a bottom which was like a thong, it showed a lot of butt. That’s when I decided it: I’m just tired of butts. I’m not exactly sure when bare butts became such an erotic thing to people. It was like people walked around for thousands of years with little attention paid to their backsides, and then BLAM! suddenly it was as erotic a part of the body as the more well-known erotic parts. I am not innocent here – I enjoy looking at an occasional man butt in a pair of nice jeans. But that does not mean I want to look at that same butt walking around bare. Fortunately there are not that many men who are willing to bare their butts. You see a few on the beach wearing thong swim suits, but there aren’t many. Women, on the other hand, seem to be baring their butts anywhere and everywhere. # # When we were kids there was a thing called a ‘plumber butt’. Since plumbers are often bending over trying to get to small places, their butts stick up. And often their pants start to fall down a bit, so what you get is this butt sticking up with no face in sight, and part of the crack is showing. So whenever anyone has low enough pants that it shows a bit of crack, we would laugh our heads off and call them ‘plumber butt’. Imagine my surprise when I was watching TV last night and they showed a pair of jeans which is designed to be low enough to show a lot of butt crack. I couldn’t help laughing – people are now paying 100€ to have a plumber butt! |
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